Currently Listening Song to Say Goodbye Pt.2 By Placebo see related

so for physics i have to apply the scientific method to solve a real life non-scientific problem and write a lab report about it. so i gots my problem and i got my hypothesis so now its time for me to conduct an investigation.....so if you're a white and/or asian guy  and maybe a chick just answer this simple yes or no question (you have to answer it first then if you feel the need to comment you can)

would you let karla sodomize you with either a strap on named billbob or a two sisded dildo mike said he should get for my birthday and some lubercant, most likely vaseline?